Here is a great piece of financial advice (short and cute):
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer three years ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have $160.00.
Therefore based on the above comaprison, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan...... :-)
Courtesy of "Another Beer & Wine Company"
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